Saturday, November 22, 2008

Its cold out!


Uh, burrrr... its cold! Its Chicago cold, not Miami cold but New York in January cold. It is wear layers- cold. It is hat, scarf and gloves- cold. It is certainly with out a doubt- COLD! Hot, hot, hot showers- cold. Possibly even wear socks to bed-cold.Was last November even cold at all? I know we certainly did not see snow until February. And yet I woke up to snow yesterday morning! I am dumbstruck with the lack of seasons. We seem to just have two: Winter then Summer. Poor mother nature! What have we done?

Sunday, November 16, 2008

Any one towed lately?


Here is the face of Lew Blum... this man provides a service to certain people with driveways and/or private businesses that want unwanted automobiles moved at its owners expense. And guess what? They get no percentage of that fee...none. Lew Blum gets it all. Yes, all of it! Let me remind you how much its up to now, its $150 to tow and for every day its stored its an additional $25.
This is the face, take a good look... yes, he is just a regular unattractive philly douchebag with no visible horns, decaying flesh, and is not wielding a pitch fork. He is unremarkable, apart for his name. Which for most of us here in the Philadelphia area is synonymous with these phrases-your car has been towed, we accept cash only, & go to South West Philly. Ugh, so for all of us who have had our cars towed lets all put a face to the name so we can create voodoo dolls to his likeness and stab away at it or better yet...lets change that I hate Steven Singer billboard to- I hate Lew Blum! Who is with me???

Sleeping outdoors...

Ok, book me for this suite or shall I say sweet... this is so lovely and picture perfect I will keep my raving to a minimum and allow you to just dream of one day napping here...