Where's my bike?

Here I am paying how much per gallon of gas $3.40 and up? WTF is wrong with me? Why can't I bike more? Maybe its the fear of being hit by a car. Since, anyone living in Philly knows how reckless people drive in this city. Not me, of course hence my squeaky clean driving record and my rather low insurance payment of $37 a month proves. :(but I do drive an old heap and I am also an old heap...this does factor in some how in a small trivial way:) But seriously people, can we not drive in the bike lane? Or better yet lets not double park in it? And this may be a stretch but lets try and not swerve into it as I am pedalling along and your SUV can't manage that wee pot hole! Look? You have a SUV=Sports Utility Vehicle!!! IT CAN HANDLE A POT HOLE! Its built that way. But, I know your trying not to dent your rims ...but guess what? I don't give a fuck about your rims! I wanna ride my bike and not end up dead!